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May 2007 bring you everything and more!
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To everyone that celebrated Christmas :noel: we trust you had a great day!
I know this is a bit after the fact, but I stumbled on a pretty funny joke the other day, and I just have to share it with you. It’s a bit cheesy, but funny nonetheless…
A Christmas Story We Shouldn’t Tell Our Children
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip… but there were problems everywhere.Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as quickly as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa out even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where. More stress. Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. What more could possibly go wrong?
Just then, the doorbell rang. Santa, mumbling words that should never be spoken out loud, opened the door, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel asked innocently: “Where would you like to put this tree, Santa?”
And that, my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree!
Source: http://www.xmas-jokes.com
