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    vladcizsol
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    Ok, we have been discussing alternate programs to promote online due to a decline in revenues with online gambling. Based on the amount of SPAM I get for a product I like to guestimate profit potential. I figure if there is a lot of SPAM coming in then there’s money in that product or service, so I gotta ask….

    Is there a gold mine in Big Penises? Seriously, has anyone marketed this magical wanker stuff? What is it, “Willy Cream”? Have you earned money with it? Do you make big johnson portals or is it strictly email marketing with this one?

    #641289
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Here I thought I was the only one wondering about this “unique” product type…

    Professor, my guess is that there is some serious money to be made and I’m also looking into this. For me, I wouldnt go the “Big Willy” portal route but rather integrate it into a health related portal that covers everything, like a general online pharmacy, within the portal have “mens health” and “sexual health” sections where you could advertise these products.

    I’m guessing that you could probably do well with PPC targetting keywords that would direct to your mens health or sexual health pages.

    Like I said, I’m currently looking into it and will share any information I come up with. Please do likewise if you find out anything.

    Kevin 11

    #641290
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    By the way, here’s some of the current overture count for terms containing the words “penis enlargement”. It seem that people are searching for this…

    Count Search Term
    113594 penis enlargement
    17611 penis enlargement pill
    8221 penis enlargement exercise
    7106 natural penis enlargement
    6114 free penis enlargement
    5382 penis enlargement surgery
    3991 free penis enlargement exercise
    3601 penis enlargement technique
    3045 penis enlargement picture
    2272 tip for penis enlargement
    1857 penis enlargement patch
    1757 penis pump enlargement
    1750 best penis enlargement pill

    #641291
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Leave it to you to render me useless with laughter. I have tears running down my cheeks.

    Firstly, I think you need to make sure you market this stuff to men. People keep trying to get me to grow a big penis and take viagra. :angry:

    I also get mail that promises a 48 hour erection. While I think this may be fun, my husband informs me that he doesn’t. So what do we do here – sell it to women to slip into hubbies drink? :rolleyes:

    I think it is mostly email – although I assume it would sell well at some porn sites.

    Another frequent spam is loans. The content of a lot of the spam I get can’t be determined without opening – and I have a policy to never open it.

    I am looking for alternatives also, my income from casinos is way down, like half. I was hoping for things to pick up by now – not happening yet. Bingo and poker are kicking in a bit, but I doubt I will get back to the level I have grown accustomed to anytime soon.

    I am braced for a huge contraction in the market, and I am ready to ride it out. But I would like to add things to my assortment of income, and it is not really promising on the net.

    Dating is hailed as one of the possibilities. Especially if it has localized features.

    Whatever I will do – I will not spam. And I will not do anything that infl;icts harm on people. Other than that, I am perfectly openminded.

    #641292
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    where there is spam there is cash
    … the more spam, the more cash there is thinks I

    #641293
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Well all I can say is I wish they would quit sending me that spam.. I have no use for it.. :)

    I imagine it does well actually…

    #641294
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    The Captain has two new up coming websites that are going to rock the Internet world. http://www.captains-free-big-penis.com and http://www.captains-free-big-boobs.com :bigsmile:

    :cheers:

    #641295
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    :cheers:

    #641296
    vladcizsol
    Member

    Oh boy! The Captain is gonna corner the market!
    :woo-hoo: :rollover:

    You gotta bring back the talking captain for those sites too! :cheers: :la-de-da:

    Thanks Kevin11, I am going to be looking into these oversized genital offerings and see what they are packing. :hehe:

    #641298
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    I will be giving away a FREE Measuring Tape with each and every order. Also, I will be giving away a FREE Tee Shirt saying “Thanks to the Captain I now have a Big Penis” for the men and for the ladies “Thanks to the Captain I now have Big Boobs”. :bigsmile:

    Hey Professor I probally will bring back the talking man for the big kick off. The talking man will say this.

    Welcome to Captains Free Big Penis.com The Internets best big penis pill site. Not only will you grow a big penis by purchasing the Captains Big Penis Growth Pill, you will also recieve a FREE Measuring Tape to monitor the enormous growth over the coming weeks. Yes thats right guys, were talking big resultsin just a few weeks. Remember the girls will go wild when they see you wearing the FREE Designer Tee Shirt stating “Thanks to the Captain I now have a Big Penis”> :bigsmile:

    Have a great weekend everyone! :bigsmile:
    :cheers: :bigsmile:

    #641299
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Firstly, I think you need to make sure you market this stuff to men. People keep trying to get me to grow a big penis and take viagra.

    NO KIDDING!

    And I love the ones titled “Do you like farm animals” and “watch Lola do it with her uncle”

    In all honesty, I bet there is money in the “penis enlargement” market.

    Captain, you crack me up! :D We’ll definitely have to get Dean to do some talking Captains for that!

    #641306
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Hey Ellen,
    I look forward to it. :bigsmile:

    :cheers:

    #641350
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    LMAO :laugh:

    Yeah we all get the spam – hundreds daily in fact, but I cant imagine it would actually be profittable!

    Add 2 INCHES to your PENIS right NOW!

    How?

    Unzip your pants, whip it out, grab a hold and start to stroke! If you dont see 2 inches – nothings gonna help!

    I mean come one what kind of moron would purchase this crap?

    #641391
    bb1webs
    Guest

    I saw it advertised on cable yesterday. So there is a market for certain.

    ********************************************

    I just read where Travel is the #1 money making deal or something like that. Anyway, the jist I took from wherever it was I saw this article; was that there is money in the Travel bus.

    oh ya; now I remember. I read it in the newest copy of Klixx magazine. I still get free issues sent to me even though I’ve been out of the porn biz for over 2 or 3 yrs.

    #641392
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    bb1webs how was the porn biz for you ?

    I friend of mine does pretty well with it.

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