The Mayan Apocalypse will Put Us All Out of Business
Thousands of years ago, an ancient religion predicted that 2012 would be the last year for the existence of the Earth. The Mayans were an extremely advanced ancient civilization (props to the triple oxymoron!) that created an extremely accurate calendar based on the sun, the earth and the moon’s rotation. This calendar ends in 2012, and many people assume this is because the Mayans didn’t see a future for the planet after that and denominate this year as that of the Mayan Apocalypse.
So let’s live it up for 2012, make profits, close deals, and remember to have a great time in the year to come as it might be your last. There is only one last wish from the CAP community and it is that there’s enough time in 2012 for the next prediction to come true…