RE: End of the World?….lol

Well, it is noon in Australia, looks like world is not ending – unless it is following greenwich time and not caught up to the America’s yet! So here is tonight’s Top 10 end of the World list by Doug!

10) If the end comes, will funeral directors feel ripped off?

9) If the end does happen, will Donald Trump finally have a good hair day?

I drove down the road today and was disappointed not to see anyone out with signs announcing the worlds impending doom! I feel cheated! I mean not even a “Honk if you think the world is ending” sign – one word – LAZY!!!!

7) If the world does end I hope I die first in order to avoid the long lines up at the gates of heaven. St Peter will be in a much better mood and hopefully my odds of the good life are drastically improved. For those following I hope coffee and tea will be served..

6) If the end of the world does happen, exactly where will the Space Station astronauts go now? Best they get out the binoculars now then eh!…

5) I saw a article about end of the world supplies. I wondered, hmmmm, what supplies would one need if the end is upon us. Doesn’t the end mean the end?… Maybe I should make a shirt that says ” I survived the end of the world and didn’t even have the right supplies”

4) I like to watch the show Doomsday Preppers. If the end of word does not happen, will the preppers feel cheated? The real question will be what they prep for now! I’d like to recommend they prep me a sandwich – hold the mayo!

3) Rogues Affiliate Programs – don’t worry, your still going to hell!… – what you think you were saved?…ahhh, NO!

2) Tip to the rest of the world – If the Mayans don’t believe it – maybe it ain’t so!

1) The life of ME continues!!!