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Hi, has anyone got any tips, tricks, hints, advice on SEO for
inclusive in webwombat.I have been told that if you mention fairdinkum and hello possums
at least three times you achieve a higher ranking.
You must also include the following H1 tags
“We’ll throw some shrimp on the Barbie for ya”
“Good On Ya!”
and always remember to include “Mate, Matey, Crikey, I love Vegamite” in your keyword meta tag.
Don’t forget “cobber” “cobber” “cobber”, spot on!
LOL:D ROFL:D
Thanks prof, dom i knew it had to be something like that.
Looks like i will soon be able to afford all the kangaroo steaks
i can eat then:bigsmile:The impression the rest of the world has about Australia always makes me laugh. Living here we hardly ever hear those words. Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan have a lot to answer for.
Gotta go now as there is a kangaroo in my back yard that’s about to be eaten by my pet crocodile.
No worries mate, we’ll throw a cuppa on the barbie for ya while you deal with those pesky ‘roos.
Oh, make sure you steer clear of the mozzies and blowies while you’re on walk about, wouldn’t want the Sheilas at the pub to think you’re a bushie.
You strine blokes think all us americans are drongo. Eh?
:3eyes: :3eyes:
that was great Lou!:p
No worries jarvi matey,
i think australia’s great, i never travel anywhere without my
didgeridoo and boomerang.The didgeridoo alerts eveyone for miles around that the bars
just opened and i’m lining up the drinks.as for the boomerang,the thunky sound it makes when it hits
a slow paying affiliate manager is music to my ears.Seriously, Australia is likely my next choice for a home base.
It’s not like I will pack up and go tomorrow, but I am contemplating it for the future.
Prof, did you run that paragraph through an Australian slang converter?
Seriously, it is a good place and does have one thing in common with many other parts of the world. Dickhead politicans who think they can control online gambling by banning it, whilst happily collecting taxes from other sorts of gambling such as lotteries, horse racing and land based casinos.
Nice one Lou… LOL…
Quote:Seriously, it is a good place and does have one thing in common with many other parts of the world. Dickhead politicans who think they can control online gambling by banning it, whilst happily collecting taxes from other sorts of gambling such as lotteries, horse racing and land based casinos.The dickhead bit I agree with you 100%. Not to mention other dickheads who are afraid to fight when challenged by newer and better technologies.
Other than that, and getting pissed off by airlines, customs and/or immigration each time I enter/depart Australia, I kind of like it
didgeridoo = my instrument
didgeridoo = my instrument
I get this mental image of Bernie playing “moon river” on the didgeridoo tableside at a fancy french restaurant….
do I get a free meal? the didgeridoo I play induces flashbacks.
